years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Aggie, half his age, in a
small coastal Newfoundland community. After several months, Aggie
complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her
Grandmother all Newfoundland women are entitled to a climax at least
once in a while.
To resolve the problem, they went to see the
Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anyw
on the Burin Peninsula . The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall
how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that
was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her
down and make her relax. He told them to hire a strong, virile young man
to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet
said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
couple hired a strong young man from Port Aux Basques to wave that big
towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Aggie still
had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Aggie to
change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan
waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Aggie went into wild,
screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about
two and a half hours.
When it was over, Stan looked down at the
exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said:"And that, me son, is
how ya waves a fockin' towel!"